We want him to sing in Latin or feed the world or play Jesus to the lepers in his head. We want him to be Bono.
Nobody else is even remotely qualified.
U2 bring that old-school, wide-awake fervor to "How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb".
The last time we heard from them, "All That You Can't Leave Behind", U2 were auditioning for the job of the World's Biggest Rock & Roll Band.
They trimmed the Euro-techno pomp, sped up the tempos and let the Edge define the songs with his revitalized guitar.
Well, they got the job.