NotG - Brea Garnet Bust by Sephzero
An Interview with Brea Garnet
[Sephzero:] Welcome all to a New Year, and as we March into this interview let us welcome someone who is both new and old to us, Brea Garnet.
[Brea:] This is such a pain.
[Sephzero:] That is hardly a productive attitude there.
(Brea glared daggers at Sephzero.)
[Sephzero:] Listen it is alright to be cranky about it, but stalling is just going to make this last longer.
(Brea scratched her head in frustration before she gave out an annoyed sigh.)
[Brea:] Let’s get this stupid thing over with then.
[Sephzero:] Shouldn’t you be happier to make an appearance again after so long?
[Brea:] I was more than happy languishing in obscurity, thank you.
[Sephzero:] You really feel that way?
[Brea:] Of course, my life is pretty messed up thanks to my brother. And the last thing I need is to deal with is having to make any more appearance as that stupid goddess.
[Sephzero:] Uzuri seems pretty popular.
[Brea:] And we all know the reason for it.
(Brea makes hand gestures outlining Uzuri’s general figure and shape.)
[Brea:] Perverts all of them, I have no interest in having my body even in another form be the focus of such attention.
[Sephzero:] But surely there are some positives to it?
[Brea:] What, that I have to keep wrecking my clothes every that stupid Heart seems to want to reveal the great glory of the goddess to the masses? I hate shopping and thanks to this I got to keep replacing my entire wardrobe almost every month.
[Sephzero:] I did not know that Uzuri likes to make so many appearances.
[Brea:] The whole feeling that regular appearance would better ingrain her name and image into people’s hearts and minds.
[Sephzero:] You must have amassed quite a following with such works.
[Brea:] If you ask me, it is a following of perverts.
[Sephzero:] But until it was revealed that you were actual an earlier creation, most people had considered Elaine to be my first TF character.
[Brea:] She’s your first main TF character; there was that other fire-based Hyde before here in that short story, “A Stop at Exit 77”.
[Sephzero:] I’m surprise you know of it, been reading my tales too.
[Brea:] Even I get bored sometimes, not like there is much else reading material around here. Just a lot of production notes, concept designs, and abortive story ideas.
[Sephzero:] Still you’re happy with letting Elaine take the role as my first main TF character?
[Brea:] Listen, I don’t care about it one bit. If I had my say, this Heart of Uzuri be locked away in some box in a warehouse like the end of Raider of the Lost Ark and forgotten.
[Sephzero:] Turned out that was Area 51, according to the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
(Brea just groaned in frustration.)
[Brea:] Don’t even bring that can of worms up.
[Sephzero:] Fair enough, the how about we talk about your family?
[Brea:] The only person of real interest that is even relevant to this is my brother.
[Sephzero:] So why don’t you explain a bit more about him.
[Brea:] What is there to tell, he is an actual proper archeologist. Unlike those explorers like Jacqueline and Elizabeth who just trample through ancient ruins for treasures and whatnots.
[Sephzero:] So you are familiar with those two as well?
[Brea:] Unfortunately, yes. Even though my brother spends his time doing things properly, some of the places he handles pique the interests of those two. So there have been ‘encounters’.
[Sephzero:] That sounds rather ominous.
[Brea:] All I know is that whenever it is done, I get some really weird crazy thing to have to catalog when it gets shipped back home.
[Sephzero:] So you work as an assistant of sorts for your brother’s research?
[Brea:] Regrettably yes, mostly in the fact if I hadn’t been doing it. Then I would never have to deal with whole being the living incarnate of goddess garbage.
[Sephzero:] How does your brother feel about the situation?
[Brea:] Don’t get me started; he’s all excited about it. Somehow this is a great opportunity to learn more about a lost ancient culture.
[Sephzero:] It sounds like he’s quite dedicated to his field.
[Brea:] Never mind his poor little sister who has to deal with it. He’s way more interested in trying to glean information about the past then helping to find a way to remove it.
[Sephzero:] Are there any particular reason?
[Brea:] He feels it would be a wasted opportunity, the nerves of it all. I want to smack him right now just thinking about it.
[Sephzero:] You got to admire his dedication.
(Brea just cross her arms and huffed.)
[Brea:] It is annoying, though in truth he’s probably not the type who can really figure this out. This is probably more on those stupid explorers’ forte.
[Sephzero:] So have you looked at any avenues for help?
[Brea:] Do you seriously think I am someone who even has an idea? I only know about those things from hearing it from my brother, who barely even shows up at all by the way.
[Sephzero:] I don’t follow.
[Brea:] He’s always busy with his work, so I spend more time just corresponding with him about the cataloging and other pressing matters of his that gets mailed to us then actually seeing him. Even when this thing first started, he didn’t take the time to come visit me until months after.
[Sephzero:] Bitter much?
[Brea:] I so want to smack that stupid look off his face.
[Sephzero:] So what have you been doing in the mean time?
[Brea:] Mostly just receiving and cataloging whatever gets sent home and then having my body forcible hijack to help restore a hedonistic glory-hound worship which is in my opinion just a big personality cult.
[Sephzero:] Sounds like you got a busy schedule.
[Brea:] Can’t even get any rest sleeping either thanks to her.
[Sephzero:] Why is that?
[Brea:] For whatever reason, when I sleep the Heart seems to like to transmit ancient memories of prior vessels into my head. So instead of any rest I instead get an eye-full of the craziness of the past.
[Sephzero:] It must be impressive to see for yourself that ancient society back during its apex.
[Brea:] There is way too much self-glorification in it. But my brother just keeps insisting I keep a journal of all my visions to help with the research.
[Sephzero:] At least it is helpful in gleaning an understanding of that lost civilization.
[Brea:] And let’s not forget the orgies.
[Sephzero:] Were there really that many?
[Brea:] More than I care to have ever seen or experience, perverts the whole lot of them.
(Sephzero clears his throat.)
[Sephzero:] Guess we should steer away before this conversation gets too explicit.
[Brea:] You aren’t the one with the images burned into her memories which my brother again wanted me to transcribe in the journal too for the sake of completeness.
[Sephzero:] So then let’s move onto the reader’s question segment.
[Brea:] Color me thrilled.
[Sephzero:] One person is curious about how long have you been in possession of the Heart of Uzuri?
[Brea:] Are we talking story-time or author-time?
[Sephzero:] Story-time
[Brea:] Then just for a few months, but I am already thinking it is like an eternity. The thought of even one year with this thing attached is almost too much for me.
[Sephzero:] Care to elaborate any more on what power that you possess as Uzuri?
[Brea:] You mean besides making perverts real happy with all that gratuitous nudity?
[Sephzero:] I imagine yes.
[Brea:] For starter, the physical form of a goddess is incredibly powerful in itself. From what I have discovered there is incredible strength and stamina, not to mention fairly resilient too.
[Sephzero:] What about anything more mystical?
[Brea:] That’s all more wish washy stuff. I am not even going to try and explain that.
[Sephzero:] Not even a little.
[Brea:] Drop it.
[Sephzero:] Guess that will hopefully be enough to satisfy their curiosity, thanks again for coming.
[Brea:] Thanks, but no thanks. I hope you take a clue and let me wallow in obscurity again for a couple more years.
[Sephzero:] Somehow I don’t think they or Uzuri would like that.
[Brea:] I could care less about what they think.
(Brea storms off the set.)